It’s Friday night, and on Friday evenings my kiddo’s get to spend some ‘special’ time with Daddy. Especially that I’m leaving for San Francisco tomorrow. That means we usually hop on the bike and do the park tour here in WDM. Anytime we jump on the bike there are a few things we do prior to leaving the house. One of those is everyone goes potty. So we did our thing and jumped on the bike to head to the new park just built about 3 miles west of home.
We proceeded to ride over to the new park, it was about 90 degrees out so it was hot for sure. We got to the new park and played about 5 minutes, when out of nowhere both kids had to do #2. Okay, fine. Walk over to the brand spanking new bathroom, and guess what…Locked. No wipes, no potty, I’m at least a mile from anywhere with a bathroom…I’m in trouble.
Me: “Can you guys hold it a little longer.” Lauren: “NO! I gotta go NOW!”
Okay, kids, let’s go over to the creek and try do get our business done in the grass by the creek…
Long story short, after lots of trying we had no luck. Which was good, because I had no idea how I was going to wipe their butts…When we turned around to walk the 20 yards back to the park I realized some woman had just arrived with her kid and had been watching me coaching my two while they were both squatting, pants down…Ugg, what do I say? Proceeded to walk up and she says, “Don’t worry, I was just there last week.” Not exactly sure what that means.
So, we didn’t get our business done and the kids started playing again. Two minutes later, Lauren says, “Dad I gotta go poop!” Okay, so lets get back on the bike and ride over to my friends pizza place. That’s a good place to go.
After riding about a a mile, we arrived at Tom’s pizza place. Tom was gracious enough to let us use his bathroom and we got the job done. Whewwww….
After that, we went to the store and bought 2 loaves of bread and went to feed the fish again, like we always do. What a great Friday night.
